May 2013
16 posts
nicolasiscaged:
[12 year old kid from the 50s who plays baseball voice] why i oughta
bon-bon:
The older I get the more I realise there are no grown ups and nobody knows what the fuck they’re doing.
April 2013
115 posts
genderikari:
drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”
secretlythepresident:
tinfoilrobot:
fckuharry:
so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track
it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate
I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.
His doctor recommended it
officialdogblog:
saying something stupid in front of someone you like and literally seeing any possible interest they have in you disappear right in front of your eyes
pylade:
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ manipulation
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ mindgames
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ murder
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
listenhereulilbitch:
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
He always had a pizza my heart
tardisheart:
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
My Doctor Who moment
bookwormstache:
So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis
the tardis
I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound
I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in
They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled
“See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds”
When I really think about it, going to college in 4 months sounds a shit ton like CTY. I keep trying to think of ways that it’ll be “way different”, but I’m coming up short. I’m excited
thunderwear:
ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him
also, all the black kids went up to take pictures
jakemalik:
me and my dog type each other messages sometimes
ddowney:
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
thats-slightly-raven:
feistie:
thats-slightly-raven:
I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.
maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)
OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE...
