February 2012
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A comparison
In real life, girls always say how boys only think about sex and blah blah blah. But on Tumblr, I’m convinced that every girl is obsessed with sex and it’s the guys that seem normal. Seriously?
My new adventure
Learning. Dutch.
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College Choices
I am going to college for an engineering major. With that, would you rather go to a non-engineering Ivy League school for engineering OR a non-Ivy League school that is top ranked in Engineering? The two schools I am referring to are: Princeton and Georgia Tech
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You know what
Fuck it. I’m just gonna watch the world burn
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WatchScrew the 10 Commandments, I bow down to these guys
StumbleUpon and Tumblr should partner
I want a crossover button so I can be even lazier and reblog stumbles from the stumbleupon bar
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The "You're a Great Guy" speech
Girls, please spare me and every other guy on this planet the fucking frustration of hearing this damn speech. “You’re a great guy but…”. Fuck that, just tell me straight out that I don’t want to go out with you or I don’t like you like that. Don’t sugar coat it because you think it’ll be easier on us. It just makes me more fucking mad.
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Episode 6 : Chag Sameach, Louis. Chag Sameach.
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LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: what
LouisTheCat: so i was talking to mittens next door
RickDickens77: I don't even want to know.
LouisTheCat: did you know theyre jewish
RickDickens77: Yes, the Blums are Jewish.
LouisTheCat: wtf are the blums
RickDickens77: The people next door, their last name is Blum.
LouisTheCat: mittens blum
RickDickens77: I suppose so.
LouisTheCat: ok well im never gonna let that one die
LouisTheCat: but anyway
LouisTheCat: did you know if youre jewish you celebrate christmas for like two whole weeks
RickDickens77: First of all it's called Hanukkah.
RickDickens77: And it's like eight days or nights or something.
LouisTheCat: so its like three weeks god thats awesome
RickDickens77: Sure, it's cool, that's just the Jewish winter holiday.
LouisTheCat: im gonna be jewish then
RickDickens77: It's not that simple, Lou, it's a religion.
LouisTheCat: ok so can you do that for me
RickDickens77: I don't know where to begin explaining how it doesn't work like that.
LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: i dont think youre listening to me
LouisTheCat: christmas rick
LouisTheCat: eight of them
LouisTheCat: mittens says hes gonna get something every day
RickDickens77: Lou, it's not really like Christmas, I mean they give some gifts but it's not really the same. There's no tree, they just light some candles.
LouisTheCat: i dont like candles
RickDickens77: See? You don't really know what it's all about, and I'm not going to help you become Jewish.
LouisTheCat: oh i get it
LouisTheCat: you dont want me to be one of the chosen
LouisTheCat: theres a name for people like you rick
RickDickens77: Uh huh. You're being silly now, I'm done with this.
LouisTheCat: youre a putz
RickDickens77: That's enough, Lou.
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LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: What
LouisTheCat: if you help me be jewish i will take back one thing i said about you for every day of christmas
RickDickens77: It's called Hanukkah.
LouisTheCat: right that
LouisTheCat: so we have a deal
RickDickens77: NO!
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LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: WHAT
LouisTheCat: what are you getting me for christmas
RickDickens77: I don't know yet. I wouldn't tell you anyway.
LouisTheCat: can i make a suggestion
RickDickens77: sure
LouisTheCat: i want one of those little hats our people wear
RickDickens77: Lou, you are not Jewish, you can't just say you're Jewish, and I am not going to make that happen for you. So stop it.
LouisTheCat: rick i didnt want to play this card but i think you probably are aware that our people are extremely powerful and can make things difficult for you
RickDickens77: Ok, let's suppose for a second you could become Jewish. What if I told you I'd only give you one gift anyway?
LouisTheCat: well isnt that like a goy
RickDickens77: Now you're just being offensive. This is the end of this discussion, are we clear?
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RickDickens77: I'm heading out soon, do we need anything for the weekend?
LouisTheCat: not that i can think of
LouisTheCat: do you have any plans
RickDickens77: Emily is coming over tomorrow, and I'm hoping she'll hang out for the whole weekend so I want you to BE NICE THIS TIME.
LouisTheCat: being nice sounds like work rick
LouisTheCat: tomorrow is our peoples day of rest
RickDickens77: I told you we were done with that. See you in a while.
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LouisTheCat: rick
LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: ...WHAT
LouisTheCat: oy vey
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Episode 5 : Little Rick
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LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: Yeah
LouisTheCat: that gray cat is outside again
RickDickens77: So?
LouisTheCat: what do you mean so
RickDickens77: So... why are you telling me this?
LouisTheCat: omg its like you dont even know me man
LouisTheCat: you realize what its like to sit in here all day by myself
LouisTheCat: while this punk hangs out on my lawn
LouisTheCat: acting like he owns the place
RickDickens77: You talk the same way about the UPS man.
LouisTheCat: that guy is a bitch
RickDickens77: Is this going somewhere?
LouisTheCat: why does everything have to go somewhere with you
RickDickens77: Because I'm busy, I work.
LouisTheCat: i know ive been meaning to talk to you about that
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LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: LOU
LouisTheCat: what
LouisTheCat: what
LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: WHAT
LouisTheCat: i need you to start leaving the tv on
RickDickens77: Absolutely not.
LouisTheCat: why
RickDickens77: It's a waste of energy.
LouisTheCat: ouch
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LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: What?
LouisTheCat: can i get a puppy
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LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: Can this wait?
LouisTheCat: no
RickDickens77: Ok what
LouisTheCat: i made something for you
RickDickens77: I don't like the sound of that.
LouisTheCat: no no wait til you see it
RickDickens77: Ok, you made something out of what?
LouisTheCat: love
LouisTheCat: and clay
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LouisTheCat: and poopies
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LouisTheCat: rick
RickDickens77: On my way out the door Lou, what is it
LouisTheCat: its a poopie puppy
RickDickens77: I'm sure it's fantastic. See you in twenty.
LouisTheCat: i call it little rick
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Good things come to those who wait, but great...
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AP Bio or PBASIC?
AP Bio or PBASIC? Well, PBASIC does have more capital letters, so I think I’ll just keep doing that…
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I can't tell
I can’t tell is www.christwire.org is a troll site or are they seriously fanatic? Does anyone know?
